Monthly Archives: November 2012

Proofreading Is A Dying Art – Joke


From vector8 on Experience Project. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?  Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was …

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Diary Of A Snow Shoveler. – Joke


From DinahMoeHumm on Experience Project. December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma MosesPrint. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. …

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A Poe… A Sto… A Thingy!


Look, over there, a very short woman! But when she walks towards me, she grows larger and larger with each step. I grow scared and hide my head and pray, until one humongous finger from this female giant taps my feeble frame. I peek up and there she is, all shrunk to normal size. How strange! …

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Number 315.


“People Repair Shop” Everyone dressed in white, all sterile and efficient. Number, please? No name! Conveyor belt admission, one surgeon, then the next. Would you like a kidney? Go then, they’re on sale. Two for the price of one. Don’t need one, have one just the same! Zip ‘m up and, Next! Out the door, …

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Do You Give a Rat’s Arse?


My entrepreneurial mind has come up with an astonishing idea. I shall sell rats’ arses to be given as tokens of mild interest. Not the real thing, of course, but a suitable replica. I shall build a little stand and park my arse outside the theatre. This might catch on! No more vulgar throwing of …

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