May Day – Calan Mae – Beltane.

May Day is traditionally celebrated when the May blossom appears on the Hawthorn trees. Hawthorn is an important tree spiritually – surrounded by myth and legend. Oak, Ash and Hawthorn are the three sacred celtic trees. The most famous Hawthorn in Britain is the Glastonbury Thorn. Legend has it that Joseph of Arimathea arrived in …

Joke That’s NOT for Blondes! – LOL

Joke: A man walks into a bar and says “Ouch!”. Short and to the point!

scenes for a marriage ….. sven and lena, part 1

Originally posted on myguiltypleasures:
Sven was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. Sven hurriedly dressed and told his mistress to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put…

Sacred Texts: Rede of the Horned One

Debunking the catholic anti-propaganda. Nice one!

Sun Bathing Pussy – LOL

How do they get them to do that?

British Plumbing – LOL

Britannia rules the waves, but not her plumbing!

I Fought the Law! – LOL

Attah boy! Remember this for when you grow up!!

Political Jokes – LOL

And they’re hardly ever funny!

Perfect Relationship! – LOL

Sorry for the B-word, Ladies, but I just had to post this one. LMAO!

You Don’t Have To Look Like Me To Be My Friend(2) – LOL

Anybody can be friends, right!? Horsy is keeping an eye on Kitty though.

You Don’t Have To Look Like Me To Be My Friend(1) – LOL

Under the motto: Anybody can be friends! What would you say, aww-factor 9?

Held Hostage

Originally posted on The Square Flea:
Hello everyone, Ann Archie is currently unavailable because she has been kidnapped by something called Procrastination. We -her highly trained secret service body guard SEALs Batman Bear team – are working hard to bring her back. Please refrain from crying loudly, we are doing the best we can. Since…

Hamster in Love – LOL

‘Bert, your love-life is killing me! Ain’t they cute though?

Unfortunate Roadmarking – LOL

Did they do that on purpose, do you think?

iBlade?? – LOL

I say, are you spammin’ me, Boy? I said, are you SPAMMIN’ me. Boy?

7 Year old getting Married – Nepali Joke.

*** Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door. One day, Bobby went to Susie’s dad and announced (as seriously as he could), “I’m in love with Susie, and we’re getting married”. Amused, Susie’s dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea). Susie’ dad: “Where …

I AM MAMA CAT~

This little kitten was discovered in an old lawn building that belongs to one of my childhood friends. He was found in a cold dark corner alone, his nose was  raw from rooting in the dirt, his eyes were still tightly fused, his umbilical cord was still attached, he was clearly a new born, he was hungry, …

Keyboard Gone Mad – LOL

This is one of the funny pictures of “If keyboards were alive” from funenclave.com:  

Tasmanian Roadsign – LOL

I wouldn’t want to run into the law around there!

Happy Send-off! – LOL

And now for a bit of the macabre!

Karate Master – LOL

There have been times like this, when I could have whooped Bruce Lee’s ass!

Beat It! – LOL

Hurray for slim Fred!

Pull My Finger – LOL

Wait a minute, who pulled God’s finger?

Helping the Homeless! – LOL

I think I might be in trouble in a little while!

Where was I?

Your words have reached a sympathetic ear, Wind Talker!

My Evening ~

My Evening   Bark pressed to my face A solitary grace An altar with deep roots Far beneath my boots My flesh is old I know But still I need to grow I’m ever filled with passions These things get me through the night I have no shame, for I know that I am right I will light …

TGIF 2 – LOL

Gor Blimey, how did he get through the week?

Limericks, Spoonerisms and other similar poetry. (Language Warning)

Originally posted on John The Aussie:
Okay So I want to make a collection of Limerick, spoonerised and just funny poetry. Exactly like Pheasant Pluckers Wife. Or man from Nantuckit.  Got any?  Share them please (with credits)! So I was told to put in explanations of limericks and spoonerisms first so people get the jist…

Wonna Have Some Automated Speech Fun?

This was sent to me by a friend of mine. It’s cute to try the demo and should you wish, you can get a 15 day free trial to create your own automated messages with virtual characters to enhance your site! <Click here!> to use the demo, where you choose the language, the character(male or …

Hunting Flies Joke!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked:” How can you tell?” He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two …