Someone Has Problems! – LOL

From FB:

Words From Khalil Gibran! – Pause

From Sadie Nardini’s Core Strength Vinyasa Yoga:

To A STRANGER.

by: Walt Whitman (1819-1892) ASSING stranger! you do not know how longingly I look upon you, You must be he I was seeking, or she I was seeking, (it comes to me as of a dream,) I have somewhere surely lived a life of joy with you, All is recall’d as we flit by each …

Life Explained – Joke

From Boxersoff4u on Experience Project: On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking.  …

Married Life. – Joke

From FB~ Troublemakers: A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’. ‘What?’ said the puzzled groom. ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; …

Meet Rumi!

Stumbled onto this 13th century Persian poet, Rumi on Gypsy Spirit Wind. I thought you’d like to meet him too (if you haven’t already): “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing  and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.” …

Still Standin’! – Pause

About three or four years ago, I met my friend Nigel, who’s a busker in Andalusia, Spain and we started counting, which of our friends and acquaintances had fallen by the wayside in just one year’s time. We stopped counting when we came to thirty. The street is a very hard place to live and an …

For The Children! – Pause.

From Lieven Grillaert Just found this….. nice 🙂 :::: ====> Twas’ 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38   when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven’s gate.   Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air.   They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.   They were filled with such joy, they didn’t …

Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?

There is a word in the Arab language called ‘makhtub` and it gives me the willies! I heard that it is mentioned in the Tora somewhere aswell and it means”It is written!” Which is to say that from the moment you are born until you expel your final breath, everything you say, feel or do …

Do You Pray Like This? – Joke.

By darkice123 on the Experience Project. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I …

That´s Why! – Non LOL

Soooo True!

A Fish By Any Other Name… – Joke

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!” “Hey, mind your language!” says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry Father, but that’s what this fish is called – it’s a Fucker fish” Accepting the explanation, the …

Get On With It! – LOL

It can’t come from much higher up than that… Better do my chores!

Death’s Sweet Voice

I had spluttered into life Onto a path of bitter strife From the darkness of a womb Into brightness from the gloom But life’s journey always ends Within the blackness of a tomb A lost love once made me cry I had seen my chance pass by Death’s sweet voice entrances She smiles and she …

Rebirth

REBIRTH (For Stef) It was long ago, another world On that strange surreal night When dreams clashed with reality When my soul gave up the fight I laid upon the marbled floor Whilst staring into space Large silver drops of mercury Were dripping upon my face Vapour trails across the moons As a meteor storm …