Aches And Pains And Other Stuff – Joke.

From The Spoof! Press <here> to see more. Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and drag of being old. One seventy-five year old woman says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.” An eighty year old woman says, “My case …

Old Man.

Why should not old men be mad? Some have known a likely lad That had a sound fly-fisher’s wrist Turn to a drunken journalist; A girl that knew all Dante once Live to bear children to a dunce; A Helen of social welfare dream, Climb on a wagonette to scream. Some think it a matter …

Paper Memories

On a pillow of paper memories He rests his head in slumber As he hears the wind whisper ‘An old man weeps, an old man bleeds To harvest love he’d sowed the seeds Blood and tears for the nothing years When nothing grew but thorns and weeds’ He awakens at the table And he sees …