Forgot My Glasses! – Joke

Parachute Ride (Photo credit: hmerinomx)

From “funny jokes & pics “ :

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
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She said, “Are you nuts? You’re almost 72 years old and you ‘re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“I’m in trouble again, and I don ‘t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.” I told her.

She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.