Him: “Darling, you remind me of a pearl!”
Her: “Awww, thank you, sweetheart!”
Him: “Do you know how a pearl is formed, dearest?”
Her: “No snuckums.”
Him: “Through CONSTANT IRRITATION!”
*And that’s when the trouble started…*
Darling, You Remind Me Of A Pearl! – Joke
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